In 2010 I wrote a few ringtones for my friends. I put them online and a few months later they had been downloaded to over 300,000 phones worldwide.

So I wrote a few more and asked my friend Cam to produce an album’s worth of these short songs. The final collection holds 22 vocal and instrumental ringtones.

Including:

• Unknown Caller
• It’s Your Drug Dealer
• Ex-Boyfriend (Don’t Pick It Up)
• It’s Your Mother
• That Guy That You Met Last Night
• Screen Me (I’m Not Good For U)
• It’s the Police
• Vegan Friend
• It’s Your Bro Friend Calling for a Man Date
• Kyle’s Blowing Up Your Phone

And a dozen more. Available soon through the iTunes Music Store and other online distributors.

If you’re an iPhone user, several are available through the iTunes Store on your phone. Search for “Ringtone a Week”.